THIS HASH IS:R*n #746 of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers
What's the Word:First Monday Hash of the Year/Holy Schniekes Hash
When:Monday, May 12th. Meet at 6:30PM, pack off at 7:00PM
Where:2450 Alumni Drive, Raleigh (Back corner of parking lot)
Hare(s):Vanilla Fudge & Wing Whore
D-erections:http://tinyurl.com/3esvk8

From Raleigh: Get to Western Blvd. Turn down Avent Ferry. Turn left onto Varsity Dr. Turn right on Main Campus Dr. Follow that to the end and turn right on Alumni Dr. Look for screaming hashers.

From Chapel Hill & Durham: Get on I-40 E towards Raleigh. Take I-440 S toward Hillsborough St. Take exit 2A and follow Western Blvd. Cross over Gorman St. and take your next right onto Varsity Dr. (it sneaks up on you). Turn right on Main Campus Dr. Follow that to the end and turn right on Alumni Dr. Listen for screaming hashers.

From Cary: Take Hillsboro towards Raleigh. Turn right on Jones Franklin Rd. Turn onto Athens. Athens turns into Avent Ferry. Turn right onto Varsity Dr. Turn right on Main Campus Dr. Follow that to the end and turn right on Alumni Dr. Smell around for stinky hashers.

Dogz:Oh Yes. Dogz will like this trail more than you do.
Baby Joggers:Oh No. They just wouldn't survive.
Hare Notes:After you recover from puking up pork from the Saturday hash the time will have come for the First Monday Hash of the year. Don't be afraid. Embrace it. You were born for this.

A-to-A, but bring some clean clothes to drive home in. Hazards include PI, snakes, bugs, deer, water, PITA and Chicken Man doing it in the woods, shiggy, hills, flour, and NCSU undergrads. Wear appropriate protection especially if you get involved with the latter. Flashlights and head lamps are advised.

Hash cash is 5 bucks despite the fact that yeah, I'm making some delicious fudge, you A-holes.

Trail should be shortish considering it's a Monday hash so get your long r*ns in that morning.

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